One exhausted, weird mom's hot (lukewarm?) take on Barbie

and some pagan ice cream

(It’s not even a take on Barbie. It’s more of a take on a take on [one tiny bit of] Barbie.)

By now, you’ve seen Barbie, or have heard something about it from friends who have. Maybe you’ve read a think piece or review or two. Maybe, like me, you are in awe of the film’s next-level marketing push. (I mean, search for anything Barbie-related on your phone…